Education.. one of the best thing in the world... read on..
Somewhere in Asia.. in a Nameless country.. a young student sat in front of his Master PrimeSht.. Thus this conversation...
"Ooo my beloved Master.. Please tell me how can I become the Master PrimeSht in this Nameless country.. I beg you.. Please.." .. asked the student..
"Easy".. said the Master PrimeSht "You must be stupid and/or a boot-licker.. in no particular order.."
"What.. if I may ask oh most benevolent one... is a boot-licker..?".. asked the student.. timidly..
"He who always says YES and never NO to his Master.. If his Master says JUMP.. he must say HOW HIGH? .. and if his Master says BEND OVER... hmmm.." ... answered the Master..
"And oh so honorable Master.. why must one be stupid..??" .. asked the student..
"Simple.. No Master PrimeSht wants his people to be too smart.. especially smarter than him in fear that they will topple him and take his place.." .. sneered the Master.. "If you show how smart you are early on, you will never become the Master PrimeSht.. you would be dead.. or imprisoned at the least.." the Master continued..
"Then ooo most handsome Master.. what would happen to our beloved Nameless country if it is run by stupid people..?".. asked the student..
"Look here.. I'm filthy rich.. My family members are aslo filthy rich.. my cronies are filthy rich.. who really cares about the country.. Worse comes to worst we can always relocate.. We do have properties all around the world..!" bellowed the Master, laughing merrily..
END OF PART 1
Somewhere in Asia.. in a Nameless country.. a young student sat in front of his Master PrimeSht.. Thus this conversation...
"Ooo my beloved Master.. Please tell me how can I become the Master PrimeSht in this Nameless country.. I beg you.. Please.." .. asked the student..
"Easy".. said the Master PrimeSht "You must be stupid and/or a boot-licker.. in no particular order.."
"What.. if I may ask oh most benevolent one... is a boot-licker..?".. asked the student.. timidly..
"He who always says YES and never NO to his Master.. If his Master says JUMP.. he must say HOW HIGH? .. and if his Master says BEND OVER... hmmm.." ... answered the Master..
"And oh so honorable Master.. why must one be stupid..??" .. asked the student..
"Simple.. No Master PrimeSht wants his people to be too smart.. especially smarter than him in fear that they will topple him and take his place.." .. sneered the Master.. "If you show how smart you are early on, you will never become the Master PrimeSht.. you would be dead.. or imprisoned at the least.." the Master continued..
"Then ooo most handsome Master.. what would happen to our beloved Nameless country if it is run by stupid people..?".. asked the student..
"Look here.. I'm filthy rich.. My family members are aslo filthy rich.. my cronies are filthy rich.. who really cares about the country.. Worse comes to worst we can always relocate.. We do have properties all around the world..!" bellowed the Master, laughing merrily..
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