...And so we meet again...
The world is getting funnier.. The characters are getting dumb and "dumber"..  

Case Study 1.

In my beloved country, the minister in-charge of internal public safety and security recently claims that it is up to the people of a certain state to react to certain opposing politician who are touring the country by bus, to show their pleasure or in this case their displeasure by acts of gangsterism if not outright terrorism in vandalising personal private property. Yeah.. a long sentence.. I doubt the stupid minister would understand a word written here. He's so dumb it makes the three stooges looks like geniuses!! Woefully he's not alone!! OMG!! They are mostly, if not all, DUMB!! That's the level of ministers here in my beloved country. DUMBASS!! All they can think about is how to retain their position and how to turn public funds into personal property.. They all should be tried at The Hague and upon conviction, sentenced to death by firing squad! If not due to their abuse of power and corrupt practices, then it must be attributed to their pure STUPIDITY! Why The Hague you might ask.. DON'T..! The answer to that question is too obvious.. and it literally sickens me to the core just to think about it.. law.. courts.. a.g.. police force.. cows.. (???).. you catch my drift..  

Case Study 2.

 Zionist creates trouble. Americans pay for it. Islam gets the blame. Repeat. Why are people so stupid that they still can't see the trend?? Zionist are the number one terrorist in the world! Picture this, America funds Zionist, Zionist murders Palestinians, Muslims get angry, Zionist murders Americans, Zionist blame Muslims, America murders Muslims, America funds Zionist. Repeat. Don't correct me if I'm wrong.. because I am not! Why is it American Presidents and President-wannabes have to go lick the Zionist boot every time before election or re-election? Why is the foreign policy of America dictated by the Zionist? Why must American soldier go to war and die for the Zionist state? Why does America still fund the Zionist knowing fully their terrorist nature? Why is it always o.k for the Zionist to murder people of all nationality, American included, and get away with it every time while Muslims need only qualify as 'potential' threat to be bombed to smitherines?? Why is it o.k for the Zionist to have nuclear capability and not Iran, even for non-military purposes? Why must America alienate billions of Muslims just to be comfy with 1 Zionist state? It doesn't make sense! The American leaders must be as dumb, if not even dumber than their counterpart in my beloved country! How is that possible??

 In conclusion, how dumb can one be?  

VERY!

p/s: just because you are not a Muslim and you don't mind people spitting on your prophet (if you have any) don't expect Muslims to be the same too! That's just DUMB! We love our Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) now and forever more! So stop being DUMB! If you have nothing good to say about him then just shut-up.. and you are o.k with me.. peace! :)

A Brief Break from REALITY

If You Were My Baby by Rick Price (Listen on YouTube)

I could dream my life away
What would I care anyway
It'd be so fine
If you were my baby

I'd be walking ten feet tall
With your love girl
Why should I worry at all
If you were my baby

I'd never be lonely
If you were my only love
If you were my baby
I'd take my last breath
Before I would let you go
And I promise I'd love you forever
And ever...
If you were my baby

We'd go walking late at night
Count the stars up in the sky
Just you and me
If you were my baby
Stop to kiss under a tree
Listen to the sound
Of the whispering breeze
If you were my baby

I'd never be lonely
If you were my only love
If you were my baby
I'd take my last breath
Before I would let you go
And I promise I'd love you forever
And ever...
If you were my baby

Oh, how wonderful life would be
If you'd give your love to me
Just to hold you
Endlessly
Is all I'd ever need

I'd never be lonely
If you were my only love
If you were my baby
I'd take my last breath
Before I would let you go
And I promise I'd love you forever
And ever...
If you were my baby

Oh....
If you were my baby

If you were my baby

A Reflection..

   Can't sleep yesterday night... Mr 'BRAIN' won't stop thinking. 'National Airline posts loss of 2 billion' .. Who is running the show? Come on.. I could have done better for sure.. At least 4 billion should be more like it... 'National Car-maker' posted loss again.. for the umphteenth time.. They sell cheaper overseas then they do to their own 'Nationals'.. What a joke... Projects awarded to Ministers' husbands, wives, children, father, mother-in-law.. so on and so forth.. I won't be surprised if their cat even got a piece of the economic cake... a HUGE piece..
   Whistle-blowers are harassed. The crime perpetrators are protected by LAW and LAW enforcers.. Easy.. do something bad and stamp all the documents as official secret or something.. There you go.. laughing all the way to the bank.. which by the way was just bailed out by the government using taxpayers hard-earned money... just like the National Airline.. the National Shipping-line.. National this.. National that... They give the best projects to themselves. When the going was good they PRIVATISED the profits.. when the going gets bad, the NATIONALISED the loss.. use the Governments (read-OUR) money to bail themselves out..
   They live like kings and they treat other ordinary citizens like dirt.. like their personal slaves.. They forget their roots.. they forget their place. Power corrupts.. absolute power corrupts absolutely.. In their arrogance they forget.. 'Nothing lasts forever.. even cold November rain'.. In the end my friend.. everybody dies..
   Finally at 4.30 a.m. I managed to reign in my recalcitrant Mr Brain.. Blissful sleep... only to be abruptly awaken by the cries of my 22 months old daughter.. for a nice warm bottle of milk... When courts are for kangaroos and cows live in condos.. what do you expect? A fair election??

PrimeSht 101 - Question and Answer PART 1

Education.. one of the best thing in the world... read on..
Somewhere in Asia.. in a Nameless country.. a young student sat in front of his Master PrimeSht.. Thus this conversation...
"Ooo my beloved Master.. Please tell me how can I become the Master PrimeSht in this Nameless country.. I beg you.. Please.." .. asked the student..
"Easy".. said the Master PrimeSht "You must be stupid and/or a boot-licker.. in no particular order.."
"What.. if I may ask oh most benevolent one... is a boot-licker..?".. asked the student.. timidly..
"He who always says YES and never NO to his Master.. If his Master says JUMP.. he must say HOW HIGH? .. and if his Master says BEND OVER... hmmm.." ... answered the Master..
"And oh so honorable Master.. why must one be stupid..??" .. asked the student..
"Simple.. No Master PrimeSht wants his people to be too smart.. especially smarter than him in fear that they will topple him and take his place.." .. sneered the Master.. "If you show how smart you are early on, you will never become the Master PrimeSht.. you would be dead.. or imprisoned at the least.." the Master continued..
"Then ooo most handsome Master.. what would happen to our beloved Nameless country if it is run by stupid people..?".. asked the student..
"Look here.. I'm filthy rich.. My family members are aslo filthy rich.. my cronies are filthy rich.. who really cares about the country.. Worse comes to worst we can always relocate.. We do have properties all around the world..!" bellowed the Master, laughing merrily..

END OF PART 1

Near-Death Experience...

It happened last Monday night... out of nothing... I was lying in bed around 9.30 pm.. drifting in and out of sleep... Suddenly I felt my throat itching.. terribly.. I dare not cough for fear that I would run out of breath coughing.. Yes! That's it! I was running out of breath..! I tried to breathe.. Inhale... No! I can't!
I tried to keep my cool.. "Keep calm".. I told myself.. "Everything is gonna be alright".. I continued thinking to myself... But still NO! I can't breathe! I started pacing around my bedroom.. trying to suck in some air through my nostrils.. my mouth.. but NOTHING! My right arm started to pain.. a kind of painful numbness.. In desperation I gulped air.. but gulping air and breathing air is completely different.. completely..
I kept on trying.. Inhaling... Sucking in air.. I almost gave up the fight when finally a breakthrough.. That tiny bit of air got through to my lungs.. I started to calm down a bit.. But again.. my air passage was blocked.. Once again I can't breathe..! My eyes started to tears.. With what's left of my energy I gave it one last shot.. I sucked the air as hard as I could through my mouth.. I remember the weird sound that came out of my mouth from trying to suck some air into my lungs.. Weird sound indeed..
After what seemed like eternity, I managed to get some air.. I started to breathe.. slowly at first.. and then I could feel the blockage slowly disappearing.. as if it was never there.. and I got to breathe normally again.. Alhamdulillah.. But I'm now traumatised.. It could happen again in the future.. Will it happen when I'm awake.. or asleep..? Alone or around family and friends.. or when I'm among strangers..? When will it happen..? Will I survive to tell the tale..?
The answer is... only GOD knows.. All that lives must one day die.. the only sure thing in life is death.. In HIM I put my trust.. "Ya Allah! Hidupkanlah aku dalam Iman.. dan matikanlah aku dalam Iman.. AMIN!"

A story about politicians.. funny or just sick.. or is it true..??

Once upon a time.. in a far-away land... on a straight stretch of an un-named empty road.. save for a bus.. full of politicians on their way back from god-knows-what meeting.. discussion.. or whatever... All was quiet.. when suddenly... BANG! The bus swirled out of control.. did a couple of 360's.. up-side-down.. right-side-up.. and finally came to a stand-still.. Then quiet.. again...
From a distance... came an old farmer.. alone.. in his ox-driven cart... Slowly.. came to a halt right next to the wrecked bus.. Silence.. bodies thrown here and there.. Sad.. Dug a big hole.. and put all of them to rest..
Some time later.. a patrol car... stopped next to the same wreckage.. void of any human remains.. From a distance.. the same old farmer.. with his ox-driven cart.. came slowly into view..
"HALT!" Cried one policeman.. "What happened here??"
"A terrible accident sir..." Sigh the old farmer..
"Survivors..??" Asked another policeman..
"Well actually.. come to think of it.. one of them did say he's alive.. But you know politicians nowadays sir.. can't really believe whatever comes out of their mouth now.. can you..? So I buried them all sir..."